To keep the peace and quiet around campus, we require students to shower regularly for no more than an hour.
We, the HSU commmunity, value studying time. It is one of our top priorities including Roblox time, which is why we urge you to plan your studying appointment according to our meeting schedule.
One of our most valued tradition in our prestigious university, dating back 652 years ago, is our telephohone appointments. That is why we demand to keep the tradtion alive and have regular telephone activities for at least 2 hours a day out of respect to all the HSUers who died to keep this astronomically amazing, superb, astoniishing university we have today.
We calmly but firmly ask you to respect the eating time limit placed by the university. Meals should not take more than 30 minutes. (To temporarily extend the time limit please get a signed approval from the Dean of Students. You can request for one at the Registrar's office.)
While we understand that you may feel stressed in our demanding higher education institute, sleeping during the mandatory telephone meetings is not allowed. The Heteroliver Snake University demands need to be completed before any secondary needs.
Failing to achieve any of these mandatory rules will lead to a meeting between the Dean of Students and the unversity's president resulting in the following consequences:
1. Suspension
2. Warning (receiving more than 3 warnings will result in an immediate suspension)
3. A bock for an unspecified amount of days
4. Expulsion